physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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