How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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