this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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