You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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