: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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