Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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