I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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