you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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