Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Are we still banned from the library?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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