what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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