try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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