are you still at the devil's house?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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