what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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