Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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