Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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