No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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