this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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