My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
