This house was built for laser tag.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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