the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
They are going to name an STD after you.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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