seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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