That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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