people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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