im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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