Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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