I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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