Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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