it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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