it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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