You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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