your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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