The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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