like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Randomize
