i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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