eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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