I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
try to milk me bitch
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