My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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