We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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