Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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