Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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