What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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