Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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