ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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