Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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