All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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