It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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