we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
