She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
bring money and cleavage
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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