why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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