i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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