Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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