(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
party gras won. party gras always wins.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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