I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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