You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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