I am spending my child support on dildos
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Randomize
